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21 November 2009 @ 06:19 pm
The Prince and the Pea  
Okay, so over at [info]nekid_spike the delightful [info]chikanelove asked me for some Spangel with bottom!Angel, and also Angel as seducer...

I hope she doesn't mind, but I've also combined this with the dirty fairy tale prompt, since it seemed to fit. Er...at least, in my twisted brain, it fitted. Ahem.

Anyway! A retelling of the Princess and the Pea. For your reference, I've headed it up with an abriged version of the original story! Heh, not that I'm trying to show just how wrong MY version is, or anything like that.

As an aside, both Spike and Angel are kinda mixtures of their regular personalities and the human versions (i.e. William and Liam). Sorry, hope it's not confusing or weird, but it just gelled better for the story. Uh, because it's obviously vitally important to characterise properly when you're perverting fairy stories....


Hope you enjoy!



( Angel watched Spike ascending the ladder. Or rather, he watched the delectable way that his firm little ass swayed as he was ascending the ladder. Nice. This was going to be so much fun. )
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12 November 2009 @ 11:44 pm
Giles/Lindsey fic: Impropriety  
So, the delectable [info]snogged fancied a nice bit of Giles/Lindsey (woo sugar daddy!) with the following prompt:

Discomfort during sex (rough edge of a table as counterpoint to pleasure; cold stone versus hot flesh; position is uncomfortable at first but then becomes perfect; penetration is painful, then pleasurable)


Summary: It's the company picnic and Lindsey arrives with his boss (and lover) Rupert Giles. It's hot, the car's cramped, Lindsey's sore...but Giles wants some fun before they join the masses...

Hope that you enjoy!!!!



( The plastic and metal of the levers between the seats prodded forcefully into Lindsey, causing bruises to bloom almost instantly, and he had to crane his neck awkwardly to the side to avoid getting his head smacked into the door on every thrust. )
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07 November 2009 @ 06:12 pm
Lindsey gets busted  
Okay, this is for the "Oops! Busted Again..." prompt at [info]the_elevator. I've done one of those "5 times" drabble concepts for our poor not-so-sneaky boy! Hope that you enjoy!!!



( Five times Lindsey got busted...and one time he didn't )
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04 November 2009 @ 11:18 pm
Fuck My Life  

Here's a little piece for the "FML" prompt over at [info]nekid_spike!!! Ten BtVS/AtS characters are at the end of their tether and write into www.fmylife.com... ;-)



( Good clean family fun! Well, by my standards, at any rate... )

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02 November 2009 @ 12:08 am
Wincest fic: Lending a Hand  
Well, I felt like a short and dirty Wincest. So I wrote one.

Cos that's just how I roll... ;-)
(Well, apart from the "short" bit. 1,600 words is apparently as short as I get. So I roll quite a lot further than I intend to most of the time.)

*Awesome summary alert*
Summary: Dean's jerking off. Sam comes home. He...uh...helps. Oh, and Dean's a total slut.
*End awesome summary*
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Yeah, I think I'm in an odd mood...Anyway. Have some naughty Wincest. :D



( Look at you. Still fully dressed, hands shoved down your pants ‘cause you just couldn’t wait. )
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20 October 2009 @ 12:11 am
Whatever it takes  
Well. I've well and truly cocked this up...

My darling girly [info]rockstarpeach gave me a prompt involving Dean refusing to sleep with a virgin Sam, Sam getting annoyed and saying that he's been fucked, and Dean then getting annoyed and jumping Sam in a bit of a jealous rage...

It was all going so well. Then I caught pussy and it all turned a bit fluffy. Ah well, c'est la vie; I can't help it if the boys wuf each other. I mean, only fluffy by my standards, but still! I must stop watching pretty boys crying; apparently it's turning me into a big girl... ;-)

Warnings: underage sex (Sam is 15), blowjobs, fingering, rimming, spanking, slight BDSM, slight hints of dub-con, jealous!Dean, toppy!Dean, unexpected schmoop!



( Dean switched his wrists to one hand, using his upper body to keep him tight to the floor, and then slipped his other hand down to roughly massage Sam’s dick and then yank his pants open. )
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16 October 2009 @ 12:30 am
Trick, clearly  
Okay, so this is for the Trick or Treat prompt at [info]nekid_spikeand the "Innocent?" prompt at [info]the_elevator!!!

Wolfram and Hart is having a Trick or Treat day for its employees and Lindsey get involved. His cute little outfit goes down well...until some of the people who know him best start to suspect that it's all a trick...


And [info]blondebitzmade me this awesome banner! She rocks so hard! :D








And then [info]mwrgana made this one for me too! I'm so lucky, because it's absolutely gorgeous!











( What are you up to now? )
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11 October 2009 @ 06:28 pm
Langel plus Spike fic: You Want Revenge?  
Well, the delightful and wonderfully dirtybadwrong [info]snogged asked me for the following over at [info]nekid_spike:

I'm in the mood for a little Angel/Lindsey perviness filled with sadistic glee and coming in pants ;) Bonus points if Lindsey's not the bitch.

Okay, I want Spike to be the puppetmaster who arranges this whole thing.

As for sadistic glee: I want bodies bruised and bloody while still giving me that guilty thrill that it's hot


So! We have a dirty little Langel, with bottom!Angel, and Spike as a voyeur (with an established Splindsey relationship). Hope you enjoy!

(Oops, better warn for BDSM, dirty talking, humiliation and dub-con. Heh.)



( Angel was awoken by a sharp slap around the face. )

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27 September 2009 @ 11:15 pm
Sequel fic: Worthless  
Okay, so last month I wrote a short Dean whore!fic called Worth It, and this is the sequel. It's not necessary to read it first (although it might make more sense); all you need to know is that Dean whores himself out and loves it. And then Sam finds out...

This fic is basically about what happens next when Sam starts getting involved in Dean's fucked-up-ness - and just makes it worse.

To be honest, it's pretty gratuitous, because I love whore!Dean!!! Warnings for language, angst, violence, BDSM, dub-con, psychological disorder, begging, barebacking, kinda asshole!Sam, reference to gangbanging...er...that's all I can think of right now. Suffice to say that it's dirty and pretty messed up. (Hooray! Er...*cough*)




( On his knees in the dirt, facedown over the hood of some shitty pick-up, pressed up against cracked and filthy tiles...It’s not quite enough to satisfy him anymore. But it’s good enough. )
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20 September 2009 @ 09:38 pm
Wincest fic: Damaged  
Okay, so [info]rockstarpeach is fed up with me making Dean a subby little bitch. So I solved the problem...er, sort of. Anyway, this is set in 5x01 and has serious spoilers for that.

Summary: Dean is upset and Sam finally pushes it too far, prompting his big brother to teach him a lesson.

Warnings: language, violence, dub-con, reference to possible non-con, major angst, BDSM, rimming...Heh, actually this sounds more like a list of my favourite things! :D



( I won’t force you, Sam, but so help me God I will beat your ass if you don’t stay the fuck still and let me have you. )
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19 September 2009 @ 08:16 pm
Regression  
I couldn't let the "Back to School" prompt at [info]nekid_spikepass me by! So here we have a de-ageing fic, which is mostly just crack! :D

Summary: Fred works out a foolproof plan to regress Angel, Wes, Lorne, Gunn and Lindsey's minds four years. Except it's less foolproof than expected and Spike pulls babysitting duty...


Banner made by my darling [info]zoesmith, who is completely incredible!!! :D






( There was a long moment of peaceful (or maybe shocked) silence, and then all hell broke loose. )
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17 September 2009 @ 10:02 pm
AtS/SPN xover: Bon Jovi Rocks  

Okay, so this is a silly little Ats/SPN crack!fic for the "Wanted Dead or Alive" prompt at [info]the_elevator. Set sometime in early AtS (when Lindsey's still a lawyer) and sometime between Fresh Blood and No Rest for the Wicked in s3 SPN. It probably won't make any sense if you haven't watched SPN. And, er, potentially won't make much sense even if you have... ;-)

It's Lindsey/Dean. But, you know...cracky. I'd like to dedicate this to my darling [info]rockstarpeach, because there was only one time she ever wanted to punch Dean in the face... :P

A lawyer and a hunter walk into a bar...



( Hence the cunning plan to take Dean out and distract him, with the completely welcome potential side effect of some sex into the bargain. Although he might have to reconsider the plan if the jackass kept dissing Bon Jovi. )

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16 September 2009 @ 09:31 pm
Fluffy Splindsey: A Soft Place to Fall  
Okay, so the fabulous (and utterly sadistic) [info]kasmodia asked me for a FLUFFY fic over at [info]nekid_spike. Gah! And she wanted it set in one of my 'verses.

Well, the joke's on her, because the Truck!verse is actually totally fluffy anyway. Well...not THIS fluffy, admittedly. *gags*

Anyway, sorry that I couldn't write a Second Circle one-shot, but if I open up that particular can of worms I'll be writing it again until doomsday. Hope you enjoy this anyway, sweetie, and if you don't? Heh...Well, you've only got yourself to blame... ;-)

This is also compliant with the NS 'Coming in Pants' kinky prompt! Yay! :D



( Spike practically crashed into him, bag thumping to the ground unheeded as he grabbed his face and kissed him deeply, murmuring endearments and apologies against his lips. )
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28 August 2009 @ 04:11 pm
It's not my fault! I'm being enabled!  
So, there I was, minding my own business...And then my darling [info]rockstarpeach (the bitch!) started making me think about hot Wincest-y type things and I ended up having to write a story. SO totally her fault...

Anyway, this is a Wincest (with reference to imagined Dean/Cas) set in s4. Sam is pissed that Dean carries Castiel's brand on his shoulder...

Warnings: toppy!Dean followed by toppier!Sam, sexual slurs, mild violence, marking, some angst, allusions to voyeurism, possessive!Sam, mentions of underage...Just a bit of smut, really ;-)



( Do you wish it was Cas fucking you right now? )
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27 August 2009 @ 12:18 am
Good Enough  
Over at [info]nekid_spike, the delightful [info]seductivembrace asked me for a threesome fic with porn (as a given, of course!) and some angst too.

So, we've got Angel, Spike and Lindsey because, really, they do smut and pain so well...Set in s5: Spike thinks his lovers want each other and not him. They prove him wrong.



( Look, I’m off. It’s pretty obvious that you two just wanna play your games with each other, and I’m not much for being the fifth wheel, yeah? )
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25 August 2009 @ 01:28 pm
Static (Wincest)  
Okay, so work was boring today (big surprise!) and I just quickly wrote a lil Wincest fic - set in early s4 and uber angsty and porny. Kinda dirty. Anyway, hope you enjoy it!

Summary: Post-Hell, everything's the same, but different. As it turns out, that extends to sex as well.



( That’s gone now. There’s sex, mind-melting lust…and that’s it. It doesn’t even feel like incest anymore and Dean never thought he’d miss the guilt and shame but he does. )
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24 August 2009 @ 11:49 pm
Dirtybadwrong spanking and incestuous abuse fic - and it's BtVS! Not even Wincest! ;-)  
Okay, so I asked [info]hello_spikey for a kink prompt and she gave me "beating". When asked to elaborate, she added incest. Heh. I knew there was a reason that I love her so much...

So what we've got here is an AU where Giles is the daddy and Spike and Wes are his sons. Uh, Spike gets beaten and then Wes takes advantage of him, basically. So...warnings for violence and spanking and non-con and underage and general abuse and...Well, you get the picture. And it's REALLY AU, and probably OOC too.

To be honest, if you're not actually [info]hello_spikey, you probably don't want to be reading this... ;-)



( So, sunshine...How do you want it? )
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21 August 2009 @ 11:35 am
Phone sex...or not  
Hee hee...Oh dear. So there's a Phone sex/Dirty talk kinky prompt over at [info]nekid_spike, and so I sat down to write some and came out with...crack. Oops!

Summary: Spike and Lindsey have phone sex. Sort of.



( Um...Okay. I'm touching...it. )
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08 August 2009 @ 11:45 pm
Sword Play  
Well, I decided that this month's prompt at [info]the_elevator (sword play) was a good excuse to get Lindsey, Eliot and Spike together - and for them to have a bit of a misunderstanding... Kinda crack-y, but hopefully fun! :D



( Hey! Stop thrusting it at me! )
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04 August 2009 @ 11:07 pm
SPN fic: Worth It  
Yep, I was bored, so I decided that Dean needed to be a whore. As you do.

I love fics where Dean has to whore out of necessity, but I wanted to change it up in this one. He does it because he loves it, even though it's totally fucked up.

Sam's reactions are predictable...and then not.

Just a dirty little ficlet to give me an excuse to think about Dean being abused by choice. Nom nom. ;-)




( He soon found some dude willing to split his virgin ass open – and he undercharged for that one too. He always did. )
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