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05 May 2020 @ 10:06 pm

Okay, so! All my SPN fiction. I would do one for Buffy and Angelverse fic, but...Yeah. I have like 200 fics or something and it's just too daunting to start! Sorry!

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13 April 2014 @ 06:17 pm
Mod challenge for snogged: Playing Daddy  
The absolutely darling and thoroughly naughty snogged asked me for some Spike/Angelus and daddy issues over at nekid_spike. YAY!

But, before we get too excited, I'm afraid this didn't quite go according to plan. Instead of a thoroughly filthy pwp, I was inspired to write a series of 5 vignettes. Some are naughty, yes, but they're also messed up and kinda angsty too. (I'm so lame.)

Hope that you enjoy anyway, sweetie!

He liked to play people. More than that, he liked to get what he wanted.Collapse )
24 March 2014 @ 09:11 pm
Dirty, nasty wincest - YAY! Well, I might have ruined it with a teensy weensy blink-and-you'll-miss-it bit of hopeful sweetness at the end, but it's mostly just filth. Oh, and some angst. Obviously. Because, season 9, yo.

~4k words of rough, demeaning, dub-connish sex with name-calling and face-fucking and spanking and humiliation and dirty talk... Both of them are as toppy as hell.'re welcome? ;-)

Special shout-out goes to alexisjane, because she provided me instructional research vid (*cough*), which put me in a bit of a hardcore mood.

Maybe what I love is the thought of holding you down on the ground and face-fucking you.Collapse )
16 March 2014 @ 03:34 pm
Spike/Xander for sheppsboy: Definitely a date  
The adorable sheppsboy challenged me over at nekid_spike this month to a Spander, with Angel making fun of Xander and hurting his feelings, with Spike rescuing him, telling Angel off and comforting Xander. And perhaps a side of romance.

Well, I'm not sure I quite produced what was wanted, but I tried! This is a high school AU, because I couldn't think of a canon timeline that worked, and Angel's really a bit more Angelus-y. But I think I managed to lever some H/C in there and a bit of romance too! ~2k words.

Hope that you enjoy!

You're lucky I like the slow ones.Collapse )
26 February 2014 @ 08:53 pm
Birthday fic for hello_spikey: Family conversation  
It's my fabulous darling hello_spikey's birthday on Friday, but since she won't be around for the next few days, I'm posting this now so that she can slack off work. LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

Okay, so... I'm afraid that the SPN fandom has rather inured me to incest, but I know that it's not so common in the AtS fandom, so you may want to avoid this. It's Angel/Connor, and it's dub-con. Well, less "dub" than "non" really. Ahem.

Let me start again. If you are not in fact hello_spikey, then you probably don't want to read this.

Dark. Dark and sick and wrong. For reals.

Daddy wasn’t finished talking. Not by a long goddamned shot.Collapse )
23 February 2014 @ 04:27 pm
Mod challenge for chasingdemons: Black and white  
Hrm. Over at nekid_spike, the adorable chasingdemons asked me for Spike either in a wheelchair or at the Initiative. I'm pretty sure that she also wanted some slash in there but I failed utterly! There's some attempted non-con Spike/OMCs, but other than that it's gen! I KNOW, what the hell?! Sorry about that, honey - I hope that you enjoy anyway.

This is c. 2k of Spike at the Initiative, with Riley being forced to acknowledge that maybe the facility isn't exactly what he thinks it is...

Riley didn’t want Spike to be a person. He didn’t want him to be Spike. He wanted him to be Hostile 17.Collapse )
11 February 2014 @ 08:51 pm

It's probably angsty too (season 9, man), but this is mostly an exercise in smut. 2.7k of pretty much no plot at all - yay!

Sam thinks it's time to make a start on forgiving Dean - and the bunker's big ass table is the place to do it.

Jerk yourself off. And tell me what you’re thinking about while you do.Collapse )

19 January 2014 @ 06:15 pm
Mod challenge for philstar22: One good reason  
The always fabulous philstar22 challenged me over at nekid_spike to write a Spangel with oral and Angel in charge - and I was only too happy to oblige! This is set at some indeterminate time in s5 AtS and features our favourite vamps and a blowjob. Hope that you enjoy! :D

Spike considered the fact that maybe they were a little too practiced at certain manoeuvres when he found himself naked and shackled to Angel’s bed not ninety seconds later.Collapse )
13 January 2014 @ 09:31 pm
Well, this was supposed to be posted over Christmas but I'm incredibly lame. Still, better late than never, right? This one was sort of interesting for me because it's the first time I've written an anti-kink about a kink that actually squicks me. But, really, it's just as ridiculous as all the others so it ended up being fun to write :D

Previous anti-kinks here.

What if you fertilise me and I lay an egg?Collapse )
22 December 2013 @ 09:10 pm
Secret Santa for hello_spikey: Only because I want it (Part 2)  
Note: This is part 2. Part 1 is here.

Title: Only because I want it
Pairings: Spike/Giles, Spike/Angel, Spike/Lindsey, implied/mentioned Giles/lots of people
Rating: NC-17 (not quite OMG, sorry, but hopefully dirty enough)
Word Count: ~9.3k (so it's split into two partys - goddamned longwindedness!)
Warnings: dub-con, power imbalance, cheating (sort of)
Summary:Spike is a model - and dating his much older, very rich boss. Fortunately, he likes Giles, but he isn't too keen on their 'open' relationship, especially since he's not quite sure whether it goes both ways...A flirty photographer and pretty laywer don't make the situation any easier.Collapse )
22 December 2013 @ 09:08 pm
Secret Santa for hello_spikey: Only because I want it (Part 1)  
So my secret Santa assignment over at nekid_spike turned out to be for the always incredibly hello_spikey! Which worked out very well for me, because she requested the following (in a long-winded, rambling fashion):


Characters/Pairings: Spike/Lindsey, Spike/Giles, Spike/Wesley, Spike/Angel Maybe all at the same time or your choice of one or two of those. ;)

Rating: R to OMG!

Additional Details: I like my Spike on the bottom! Unless it's Splindsey. Splindsey can be sweet loving equal shmoop - but no other pairing like that. No, I don't know why. I like questionable consent and emotional angst. Something with a hidden affair? Love triangles! NOM NOM NOM. Be nice if Spike has an open relationship with one character and a secret relationship with another and all kinds of awkward secret-keeping!

I tried to get as much of that in as possible, darling - so I hope that you enjoy! MWAH!

Title: Only because I want it
Pairings: Spike/Giles, Spike/Angel, Spike/Lindsey, implied/mentioned Giles/lots of people
Rating: NC-17 (not quite OMG, sorry, but hopefully dirty enough)
Word Count: ~9.3k (so it's split into two partys - goddamned longwindedness!)
Warnings: dub-con, power imbalance, cheating (sort of)
Summary:Spike is a model - and dating his much older, very rich boss. Fortunately, he likes Giles, but he isn't too keen on their 'open' relationship, especially since he's not quite sure whether it goes both ways...A flirty photographer and pretty laywer don't make the situation any easier.Collapse )
07 December 2013 @ 03:50 pm
Birthday fic for rockstarpeach: Breaking  

So, today is the birthday of the sort-of-okay-though-kinda-obnoxious rockstarpeach! Oh, all right, so it's no secret that I adore this feisty Canadian, and am generally her bitch. Having said that, I've owed her this fic since the middle of s4 SPN, so...heh...5 years now. Which is ironic, because I normally put out pretty damned quickly ;-)

This is a Hell-fic, guest starring Bela. Alastair is there too. Warnings for general Hell-type stuff: violence, torture, mind-fucking and so forth. It's about the moment that Dean breaks... Hope that you enjoy, baby! Love you!

And then one day, a day no more special than any other, when Alastair had his small intestine in one hand, and the other buried in his chest cavity, the question had come and he’d hesitated.Collapse )
01 December 2013 @ 12:08 pm
Birthday Splindsey for blondebitz: Gratitude  
So it is the absolutely amazing and fabulous blondebitz's birthday today! You know what that means, right? It's Splindsey day!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeee!!!!!

Okay, so (as has become rather traditional), I have written a one-shot set in my Truck!verse. You don't need to have read it; all you need to know is that Spike and Lindsey met and had a dirty fuck behind a bar, but then it turned into the most epic love story of all time and now they live together, screwing happily ever after.

This c. 3.8k fic features Spike walking in on a rehearsal for Lindsey's band, hearing the new song his lover has written for him, and then a slightly dirty thank-you present... ;-) I should also warn everyong that it's also ridiculously schmoopy. Because Splindsey turns me into a total girl.

Perhaps obviously, I use Christian Kane's songs when writing about Lindsey seeing. I actually am really sorry about that and feel pretty guilty... Let's just hope he's never heard of LJ. *whistles*. If you want to listen to the songs referenced in the fic, youtube links are here:
Happy Man
Permanent 99

Happy birthday, honey!!!!!!!! I hope that you enjoy :D

Spike raked his eyes over Lindsey, artfully lounging in his chair and strumming idly at his guitar, several shirt buttons unfastened and glittering eyes promising all kinds of filth.Collapse )
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23 November 2013 @ 11:46 am
Mod challenge for kayt_arminta: The Perils of Poking  
The utterly fabulous kayt_arminta asked me this month over at nekid_spike for:

"Spander, them trapped in an egyptian maze and their only rescue some naughty hygingynx, oh my! Deadly or not, others involved or not, make it funny and fun please."

So, here's c. 3k of Spander! A little bit naughty and, as you can probably tell from the title, rather silly. There is also a pretty serious misuse of an Egyptian god. Hope that you enjoy!

See what happens when you poke mummies? They release the ancient deities imprisoned inside them. I can’t take you anywhere.Collapse )
So...about a billion years ago (well, beginning of August), I got drunk and made this unwise post asking for out-of-my-comfort-zone prompts. Then I sobered up but still had to put my money where my mouth is, so posted a poll to let my flist decide which prompt I should write.

This is the one that won: Completely non-con bottom!dean involving lots of Sam guilt, castiel!guilt, hurt/comfort, hurt!dean, umm, some more hurt!dean, dean!whump, wrathofgod!sam, wrathofgod!castiel, sacrificing!dean, slave!dean.

To be honest, it's not entirely out of my comfort zone - apart from the pesky 'comfort' bit - so I was pretty lucky ;-) Anyway, I finally got around to writing it, coming in at ~4.4k. It's set in a pretty indeterminate time, although Castiel definitely has his wings. Obviously, totally NC-17, lots and lots of hurt!Dean and non-con, humiliation, violence etc. Also, just to make it extra specially mind-fucky, it's written in the second person - so now we can all join in and hurt Dean. \o/

Dean isn’t even close to broken yet, but that dullness is beginning to creep into his eyes, the one that tells you that he’s aware of how well and truly fucked he is.Collapse )
15 October 2013 @ 08:44 pm
Mod challenge for limerickgirl: Too much is just enough  
This month the absolutely wonderful limerickgirl asked me for the following over at nekid_spike:

I've love to see a Spike & Doyle fic, not necessarily slash, though I can picture Spike attempting to make (or get) the most out of the situation hehe. Location - an Irish pub I'd imagine, loads of bickering over Angel, poking fun etc.

Of course, I was delighted to oblige! It's gen (I know, what?!), apart from a little suggestiveness, and there is indeed bickering, an Irish bar and poking fun at Angel. Hope that you enjoy!!!

I'm gonna be barred from here by the end of the night, you realise.Collapse )
13 October 2013 @ 07:11 pm
Well, I was very fortunate for the Halloween Nekid Numbers special over at nekid_spike this month and I drew: Lindsey, Trick or Treat, Prostitution and Blood. YAY! :D

Just a little c.1k word fic, with a little bit of Splindsey naughtiness. Hope that you enjoy!

Sounds like you've been busy.Collapse )
25 September 2013 @ 05:10 am
Mod challenge for kudagirl: Intimate  

Spangel time! Over at nekid_spike, the sweet and wonderful kudagirl asked me for an Angel and Spike fic about "that one time", with a soulled Angel. I was allowed lots of rope - could be painful, could be painful - but there was a suggestion that either the Scoobies or the AtS gang might blunder in... ;-)

This is set right after "In the Dark", the early AtS episode where Spike turns up in LA looking for the Gem of Amarra. (Lol "big fluffy puppy with bad teeth".) There's snark and general smuttiness, with a bit of angst too. Hope that you enjoy! And apologies for the lame, heavy-handed title.

Did you really come back here just to insult me?Collapse )
I have no excuse for this at all - except that IT'S ALL alexadean's FAULT!!!!!!!!!! Well, and maybe a little bit rockstarpeach's fault at the end there, but that wasn't deliberate on her part. Probably.

I was prompted (read: viciously prodded) by alexadean to write Dean/John with pissed off Sam as voyeur. So I've written 4.6k of it like a good little bitch! And it gets just as fucked up as you'd imagine - and then a little bit more fucked up than that at the end.

I've always liked the idea of Dean/John but never really written it because I don't find it believable. However, being prompted has allowed me to throw all that characterisation crap out of the window - YAY!!!! So, all you're going to find here is really dirty, messed up daddycest (you've been warned!).

It's set after 1x16 Shadow; to refresh your memory, this is where John first reunites with his boys but Dean then tells him to leave because it's safer for all of them. This is my 'what happens next' scene - er, set in a considerably more fucked up and dirtybadwrong version of SPN, obviously.

John headed for the dresser and took a healthy hit of Johnnie Walker while Dean tore at his clothes, swiping his hand across his mouth and steeling himself for a moment before he turned to look at his naked son. He was beautiful in the moonlight, chest heaving and cock hard and leaking, dark lashes fanning his cheeks. It was something John should never have seen.Collapse )