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05 May 2020 @ 10:06 pm

Okay, so! All my SPN fiction. I would do one for Buffy and Angelverse fic, but...Yeah. I have like 200 fics or something and it's just too daunting to start! Sorry!




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ash_carpenter
02 May 2013 @ 11:45 pm
...am unreasonably annoyed about Sam's little Grand Canyon speech.

Why? Because Dean rode a farty donkey? No. But because Dean has never been to the Grand Canyon, according to...well, Dean. In the Croatoan episode.

I swear to fucking God, this season has been a horror show in terms of continuity. It feels like the writers have never even seen the goddamned show before!

And yes, I know, this is not the most heinous example. Sam not looking for Dean is probably the only proof I need that the writers haven't been watching the same fucking show as I have for the last 8 years. However, for some reason, this is what tipped the scales for me.

Grand Canyon. Fuckin' assholes.
 
 
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11 April 2013 @ 10:55 pm
Spike/Wesley fic for pickamix: Mending Up  
Well, over at nekid_spike the wonderful pickamix asked me for a Spike/Wes follow-up to a fic I wrote for her called Broken and Bound, with bondage and cuddling and kissing.

Needless to say, I was happy to oblige! :D

NC-17, with bondage and a little smattering of angst, but actually quite schmoopy.




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24 March 2013 @ 11:45 am
I don't know how many people are into Dean/Benny, but I really love the idea of them together (even though I'm a pretty hardcore wincest shipper as a rule). They just seem so good for each other, and like they could have something fun and peaceful, and not absolutely fucked up like every other part of their lives.

Of course, it could never last. Especially not with Dean's complete focus on Sam. Which is why I still have that horrible 'immenent uber-boning of Benny' feeling... I hope the show doesn't do that to me! *gives it the puppydog eyes of doom*

Anyway, alexadean oh so subtly hinted that she'd like to see Dean and Benny against a tree or something, reminding them of Purgatory, and that's where this fic starts. It was supposed to be just a hot piece of dirty porn. However, that doesn't seem to be where it's ended up somehow... I'm so fricking lame. There is dirty porn, don't get me wrong, but Dean and Benny have turned me into an utter girl, I think. Ugh.

Heh, you're all dying to read it now, huh? :P



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15 March 2013 @ 12:39 pm
Looks like my Yahoo email is sending out spam (again!). Grrrrr...

Sorry everyone.

At some point, I'm going to have to face the fact that all of my spam issues are probably linked to my porn consumption.
 
 
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10 March 2013 @ 08:30 pm
Mod challenge for rua1412: Something's Gotta Give  
Over at nekid_spike, the adorable rua1412 asked me for a Spillow set during 'Normal Again', where Buffy doesn't manage to come back from her delusions and Spike and Willow are upset and seek comfort from each other.

It's quite tame - I'll give it an R just to be safe - but that's probably because I'm not used to the "comfort" side of "hurt/comfort"... ;-)

Hope that you enjoy, sweetie!


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28 February 2013 @ 09:31 pm
Happy birthday to my darling hello_spikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
It's my beloved Reasie's birthday today - hooray! You know why this is such a special occasion? Because that means it's happy dirtybadwrong day!!!!! :D

As a pressie, I've written her a lovely, schmoopy, romantic, fluffy.... BWAHAHA! Even I can't keep a straight face. No, I've written her a nasty rape fic. Something she'll appreciate.

It's Angelus/Spike, pretty damned fucked up, and most likely to be suitable for people named hello_spikey. :D

Love you, my darling! MWAH!



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25 February 2013 @ 07:07 pm
I've really been enjoying the show, but for some reason the last couple of eps have given me quite a few 'wtf?' and 'lol, show' moments. You know, they haven't made much sense, or they've made me think back over past eps and the strange patterns that SPN follows.

So, I entertained myself by taking some snippets of dialogue from the last two eps and adding in the bits that played through my head.

If you bother reading (which I wouldn't necessarily recommend), please keep in mind that any mocking I do of the show (and boys) is purely affectionate :D

Also keep in mind that I'm very easily entertained. There's usually whisky involved.


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17 February 2013 @ 05:44 pm
Mod challenge for philstar22: Playtime  
This month at nekid_spike, the lovely philstar22 took advantage of our current choice of nekid guest and asked me for something dark involving Angelus.

YAY!

This is set during BtVS 2x22: Becoming, Part 2, where Angelus has captured Giles to torture. Warnings for some physical violence, mindfucking, mentions of rape and murder, allusions to all sorts of nasty, dirty things... You know, Angelus-type stuff. Having said that, not much actually happens. Not because I suck or anything like that (*cough*) but because Angelus seems to spend more time talking than actually doing.

Hope that you enjoy!



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12 February 2013 @ 09:43 pm
This is kinda angsty, and I don't want to harsh anyone's squee or anything (yay hopeful episode, yay season 9), but I have a horrible feeling that Benny's about to get uber-boned in an episode coming soon. So I'm posting this before I get Jossed. Or...Carvered.

This is for alexadean. A mere two months or so early (I'm so organised!).

Title: Junkie Refrain
Pairing: Sam/Dean, with light Dean/Benny
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,170
Warnings: Blood, biting (vampire), mentions of addiction, angst, dub-con (neither Dean nor Benny really want to be together...which will hopefully make sense in the context of the fic).
A/N: Sort of a sequel to Third Law although that fic doesn't really have any relevance at all to this and you don't have to read it first (sucky sequel, huh?); they're probably only linked by their flavour of angst. But, in honour of the sooper sekrit bat cave, this ending's sort of fatalistically, tragically hopeful!

Summary: Dean knows plenty about addiction. So when Benny gets dangerously desperate, Dean helps him out. But it's a one-time thing; it has to be - because Dean came to terms with the monkey on his own back long ago.  


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ash_carpenter
27 January 2013 @ 04:14 pm
Title: Third Law
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,250
A/N: I reacted to the heartbreak of the season by writing crack, so now that we've had a more hopeful and light-hearted episode, I have of course responded with crushing angst. And maybe a fucked-up kind of romance - you know, of the fatalistic variety. Set immediately after 8x11: LARP and the Real Girl, so minor spoilers for that ep.

Summary: Tentatively back on the right path, they know they need to tread carefully and take things slow. But. There's that whole Winchester thing.



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09 January 2013 @ 08:04 pm
Mod challenge for pickamix: Broken and Bound  
The adorable pickamix asked me for a Spike/Wesley fic over at nekid_spike, with one or the other tied up and played with!

This...didn't really go in the direction that I planned. Although it's NC-17, and involves bondage, it's somehow not light and dirty like I was hoping. In fact, it's sort of melancholy and possibly even slightly schmoopy. Oops. Sorry, sweetie - hope that you still enjoy it!


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07 January 2013 @ 11:33 pm
Season 8 is depressing. Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying it - but there's not much in the way of cute wincestuous feelings, know what I mean?

So, here. Have 4.5k of utter crack. :D

And thanks very much to hootiepgh or the inspiration ;-)



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31 December 2012 @ 12:39 pm
Over at nekid_spike, there's a "New Year's resolutions: made to be broken" prompt - and I couldn't resist!

So, Spike encouraged everyone to make resolutions on New Year's Eve. But, with the proviso that they had to admit if they broke them. This is what happened, in their own words...


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17 December 2012 @ 10:01 pm
Mod challenge for chasingdemons: Christmas Present  
Over at nekid_spike, the wonderful chasingdemons asked me for some Spangel with scary Angel! Mmmm...my favourite kind. :D

So, here's a little NC-17 ficlet, with warnings for violence, biting, bondage and dub-con. Heh, Merry Christmas!


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09 December 2012 @ 04:57 pm
Secret Santa for lilithbint: Bad Habit  
Over at nekid_spike we're running a 'Secret Santa'. (Although, now that I think about it, this isn't very "secret", is it...? :P) My assignment was to write a fic for the ever-wonderful lilithbint!!!

She wanted a Spike/Giles fic, with a rating of "smoking, if poss". Heh, of course, because I'm a moron I completely misunderstood this and thought that my prompt was "smoking". *facepalm*. However, since there's naughty boy-smexing in there in the form of a blowjob-against-the-wall, I hope that this will work for her!!!!!! Merry Christmas, sweetie!


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07 December 2012 @ 12:17 pm
Birthday fic for rockstarpeach: Don't you trust me?  
It's rockstarpeach's birthday today, and even though she's Canadian and a massive geek, I'm sort of helplessly in love with her. So, I've had to write her a fic!

Of course, it's absolutely not in any way the fic she asked for, but still. She knows I left Team Awesome a long time ago to found Team Not So Much, so she won't be surprised. What she wanted was psycho!Dean, and while Dean is definitely walking down the wrong side of Crazy Street, I don't think this is what she had in mind.

Recently, rozabellalove gave me the FABULOUS suggestion of writing dub-con knife kink. So, I thought I would use Rockstar's birthday as an excuse to do so. In fact, now that I think about it, what I've actually done is write myself a fic for her birthday. Heh, I'm such a great friend.

Love you, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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01 December 2012 @ 04:31 pm
Happy birthday blondebitz!!!!!  
It is the fabulous and wonderful blondebitz's birthday today, so I have written her a very short, hopefully sweet (although actually probably quite angsty) Splindsey fic. It's also Christmas themed because, well, it's December now and them's the rulez.... ;-)

Happy birthday, sweetie! Hope you're having a wonderful day!


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24 November 2012 @ 03:53 pm
Okay! Not really porny (*cough* boring *cough*) fic, as promised/threatened. It's not my fault, okay? I was on a beach, and not only was my mum there, but there were kids around... I decided against filthy smut.

Heh, although this is still wincest. Apparently, I have a warped sense of appropriateness.

R-rated, I guess, set vaguely during s8. It's got a slightly dreamy feel to it, and I think it's even romantic - in a somewhat twisted way.

Summary: Sam takes Dean to the ocean, and they find unexpected peace. Sometimes, you just have to learn to let go.



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I'm not drunk (hence the lack of grammatical rants) but I have been drinking. And this has left me in a philosophical mood. So, I have found myself pondering the the major questions of life...including which flavour of gay porn I should be working on.

We've all been there.

The thing is, I've been on vacation with family, so I've been writing fairly 'innocent' fic (which I will soon post, and the majority of you will not read). BORING. Clearly, what I need to be doing is writing filty porn, full of jealousy or rape or all the other fun stuff.

I'm not asking for prompts, per se. I'm just being lazy, so asking for potential suggestions regarding porn I could be writing. For some reason, I have the unfounded idea that I am more likely to write hot porn with the added pressure of someone else wanting to see it. I never said it made sense...

Anyway, despite my complete and utter lack of commitment to writing anything, I would like to know what type of porn you'd be interested in reading! Comment and tell me, and I absolutely guarantee that I will read your comment! I know, quite a deal... ;-)

(Oh, okay, one small grammatical rant. DRAGGED! It's dragged! Not drug. Seriously, people. Including you, Dean Winchester. Jesus fucking Chist....)