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20 July 2008 @ 09:45 pm
Lazarus, Chapter 11  
Spike!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, I promised him (er, like a million years ago...) and now he's here!!!! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Previous parts here


Title: Lazarus
Pairing: Angel/Lindsey…and SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spike has turned up! I promised, didn’t I…? ;-)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine; I just play…a lot. I make them do naughty things…and they love it *G*
Warnings: This is a post-NFA fic. General warnings are dark, angst, language (including sexual swearing), violence, whoring, mindfucking, underage sex, abuse, power play, BDSM. There are probably a whole lot more, but I’ll warn specifically by chapter if there’s anything major.
 
 
Summary: Angel is a teenage hustler whose life gets turned upside down by Lindsey McDonald, a trick who’s a lot more than he seems to be…
 
 






 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: excited
 
 
ash_carpenter
14 July 2008 @ 09:47 pm
Lazarus, Chapter 10  
Here we go! This one ends on a bit of a cliffhanger I'm afraid...Try not to be too mad with me!!!!!!!  *tease tease* :D


Previous parts here.

Title: Lazarus
Pairing: Angel/Lindsey…But Spike turns up later…so…all bets are off ;-)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine; I just play…a lot. I make them do naughty things…and they love it *G*
Warnings: This is a post-NFA fic. General warnings are dark, angst, language (including sexual swearing), violence, whoring, mindfucking, underage sex, abuse, power play, BDSM. There are probably a whole lot more, but I’ll warn specifically by chapter if there’s anything major.
 
 
Summary: Angel is a teenage hustler whose life gets turned upside down by Lindsey McDonald, a trick who’s a lot more than he seems to be…







 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: naughty
 
 
ash_carpenter
13 July 2008 @ 11:12 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 8 continued...  
 

 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
ash_carpenter
13 July 2008 @ 11:10 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 8 (Final)  
Okay! Here we go! The (heh, predictably long-winded) finale!!!! Well, this has been a blast to write, despite the fact that it TOTALLY ran away with me. Oh well!

Just wanted to point out that I posted a chapter of this yesterday...The reason I mention it is that I can't tell whether people missed it or not. Got far less comments than usual for that chapter and can't tell whether it's just because it's quiet, or if people are being all lurky or whatever (er, or maybe everyone's just stopped reading it cos it took me so long to finish...!). Anyway, if you missed it, go read it - or else this chapter won't make as much sense! *G*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Spangel and Windsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Oooh, far less warnings now! Language, violence, snark, BDSM, SMUT!....oh yeah, and teeth-rotting sugary sweetness!!!!!

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Once again I just want to say a HUGE thanks to the amazing speak_me_fair and zoesmith for the artwork and icons for this fic. You ladies rock my world!!!! The full set can be found here!!! 







 
 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: accomplished
 
 
ash_carpenter
13 July 2008 @ 02:38 am
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 7 continued...  
 




 
 
 
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Current Mood: weird
 
 
ash_carpenter
13 July 2008 @ 02:38 am
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 7  
So...does anyone remember this fic...? ;-)

Yeah, yeah...I TOTALLY suck. We all know this. I know I said that the last chapter I posted was the penultimate chapter but...er...when I realised that the "final chapter" had hit 20,000 words, I reluctantly admitted to myself that it was the final TWO chapters. *sigh* Sooooooo...I'm posting this chapter today and the ACTUAL final chapter tomorrow! Sorry about the delay (particular apologies to my darling [info]rockstarpeach).

Heh...remember when I said this was gonna be 3 chapters long? Now...how did it turn into a 75,000 word fic again...? *iz longwinded*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Spangel and Windsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Oooh, far less warnings now! Language, violence, mild angst, snark, BDSM, spanking....oh yeah, and teeth-rotting sugary sweetness!!!!!

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing  [info]speak_me_fairand  [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!! The manips below were also made for me by my darling, incredible Zoe - thanks honey! *smooches*


    





 
 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: weird
 
 
ash_carpenter
08 July 2008 @ 02:31 pm
What Goes Around: Non-con for [info]feedmykink  

Before anyone shakes anything at me (hmmm, that sounded less weird in my head), I'm at work so it's perfectly legitimate for me to be online and posting!

Well...not legitimate, but you know what I mean! :P

Okay, so the fabulous comm

[info]feedmykink has a random non-con challenge - YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obviously, I couldn't let this pass me by because...er...I'm fucked in the head, basically. 

Anyway...This is a collection of six linked non-con fics, all written in different styles. It's a little experimental, so I hope that you all like it!
Characers: Angelus, Darla, Lindsey, Spike, Angel, Wes

Just to reiterate...It's a NON-CON challenge, okay? Consider yourself warned. The clue's in the name.... ;-)

Dedicated to [info]hello_spikey 'cause she is also fucked in the head rocks my world!!!! *HUGS*


 


 
 
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Current Mood: naughty
 
 
ash_carpenter
22 June 2008 @ 11:46 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 6 (Continued)  



 
 
 
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Current Mood: cranky
 
 
ash_carpenter
22 June 2008 @ 10:51 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 6  
 Okay, penultimate chapter! SO long-winded! It's full of action - it was so exhausting to write! *pants*

Man, plot is soooooooo hard....! *whines*  I'm going to make up for all this plottiness next chapter. This was supposed to be the last chapter, but then I realised that I needed to write lots more smut. Heh. Sorry for the delay in posting and thanks for still reading! *hugs*

(Some of you aren't going to like what happens at the end of this chapter. Er, sorry. Not my fault, I swear! The boys do what they want *shrugs*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...OH! And character death. Sorry.

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fair and [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!! The manip below were also made for me by my darling, incredible Zoe - thanks honey! *smooches*


 


(Just to remind you, we left the boys just after Mr. Trick informed Angelus that he had both the Prince of Wolfram and the Prince of Hart captive.)



 
 
 
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Current Mood: cranky
 
 
ash_carpenter
15 June 2008 @ 07:50 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 5 (Continued)  
 



 
 
 
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Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
ash_carpenter
15 June 2008 @ 07:36 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 5  
Right. Sorry about the delay but this chapter REFUSED to work. So I threw words at it...a LOT of words. And...er...it still doesn't work. Meh. So...don't worry about all the gaping plot holes and improbability, okay? It's a fairy tale. And, apparently, Ash simply can't cope with writing this thing you call "plot" unless it is strung together by endless smut. 

Heh...bet you're dying to read it now, huh? *snort*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Language, angst, violence, hints of incest, BDSM and non-con 

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fairand [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!! This manip below was another droolworthy feat made by Zoe, the incredible gal!!! *smooches*








 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
ash_carpenter
09 June 2008 @ 08:33 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 4 (continued)  




 
 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: excited
 
 
ash_carpenter
09 June 2008 @ 08:30 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 4  
EEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here come the big reveal(s)!!!!! *bites nails*

(Warning: so long-winded that I needed two posts *kicks LJ to death*)


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing  [info]speak_me_fairand  [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!!





 
 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: excited
 
 
ash_carpenter
06 June 2008 @ 10:20 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 3  
Right, I'm so not even talking about how frickin' long this fairy tale's gonna be. *sulks*

(I promise that there will be plot...sometime in the near not too distant future...)


Previous part here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fairfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!!


In addition, my wonderful and fabulous honey [info]zoesmithhas made a couple of manips!!! SQUEEEEEEE! She's such a doll. But don't take my word for it; see for yourself!:


         




 
 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: excited
 
 
ash_carpenter
02 June 2008 @ 07:51 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 2  
Okay...so my estimation of 3 chapters may have been slightly laughable...Darn. But at least I have developed something approaching a plot (heh, not that there's much of it in this chapter...*G*). 


Previous part here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fair[info] for the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!!






 
 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
ash_carpenter
30 May 2008 @ 12:32 am
A Fairy Tale...  
  Squeeeeeeeee! Okay, quite excited about this. Anxious for a new genre to pervert, I have decided to write a fairy tale!

This is the first chapter. I am estimating that there will be three...Those of you that know me well are now snorting in amusement since my chapter estimation never quite goes according to plan, but hey...In addition, you will notice that I haven't finished this. I will, never fear, and soon...but don't imagine that I actually know where I'm going with it or how it's gonna end or any of that cool stuff... ;-)

Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...




 
 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: excited
 
 
ash_carpenter
22 May 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Fic for [info]hello_spikey: Worthless  

Well, the consitently amazing and wonderfully perverted

[info]hello_spikey asked me for a Spike whore!fic over at[info]nekid_spike, with extra bonus points if he was whoring for love...

Now, this fic has morphed a little off its original mandate, but I've been speaking to her on IM and am assured that's okay!!! 'Cause she's a darling like that *smooch*. Be warned, it's DARK. 


Title: Worthless
Pairing: Spike/Angel primarily, mention of others
Rating: NC-17 (is there another rating...? *is confused*)
Disclaimer: Not mine, not a one of 'em. But I pinch 'em and use them in my evol plots...Heh.
Warnings: Whore!fic, BDSM, non-con, humiliation, language, angst, DARK

Summary: Spike does what he has to in order to help the Slayer...but someone thinks he's selling what doesn't belong to him...

 

 

Worthless )

 

 
 
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Current Mood: sick
 
 
ash_carpenter
17 May 2008 @ 04:13 am
Happy Birthday [info]angelstoy  
*really hopes it's still the 16th somewhere in the world*

It is (was...whatever *G*) the amazing and fabulous and totally sweet and delicious [info]angelstoy's birthday today. In honour of that, [info]rockstarpeachand I wrote a lil Spangel fic for her. Hope you enjoy honey *snuggles*

Title: Debt
Pairing: Spike/Angel
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not ours...even though we tasered 'em and chained 'em up...
Warnings: Er...language, angst, boy!sex, whore!fic...


 



Debt )


 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: exhausted
 
 
ash_carpenter
16 May 2008 @ 12:36 am
Spike Goes to the Movies  


This is a little ficlet for our special prompt over at

[info]nekid_spike, dedicated to the amazing and fabulous[info]danna7001, who put the idea of porn movies in my head...*hugs her for being brilliant*

 

Summary: Spike finds a novel way to teach Angel a lesson...


 

 
 
Current Location: London
Current Mood: horny
 
 
ash_carpenter
09 May 2008 @ 07:22 pm
Playing Dirty, Chapter 5/5  
Final chapter to my sequel to How to Ride and Leather and Gasoline

I've been very entertained by your comments, and I'm happy that MOST (!) of you are rooting for the Splindsey lovin'.... ;-)

If you haven't read the first two fics (and you don't need to in order to understand this - they're mostly just smut *G*), all you need to know is that Spike works for a studio choosing set locations and lives in NY, Lindsey is a redneck country singer who lives down south, they're in an established relationship thanks to a chance dirty fuck behind a bar...and Spike has a jealous ex....


Title: Playing Dirty (Chapter 5/5)
Pairing: Spike/Lindsey
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: *sobs* So very not mine. I just abuse 'em.
Warnings: M/m relations (lots of...smutty smut smut, I tell you!), language, angst, fuckwittery...

Previous chapters here.

A/N: There are lyrics to Christian Kane's One More Shot in here. I feel REALLY bad about it (sorry Christian *cringe*) but I can only 'hear' Lindsey singing things that I've heard CK sing. Er, obviously....So, oops and sorry and...meh, everyone'll get over it ;-)


 
 
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Current Mood: happy