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13 July 2008 @ 11:12 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 8 continued...  
 

 
 
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ash_carpenter
13 July 2008 @ 11:10 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 8 (Final)  
Okay! Here we go! The (heh, predictably long-winded) finale!!!! Well, this has been a blast to write, despite the fact that it TOTALLY ran away with me. Oh well!

Just wanted to point out that I posted a chapter of this yesterday...The reason I mention it is that I can't tell whether people missed it or not. Got far less comments than usual for that chapter and can't tell whether it's just because it's quiet, or if people are being all lurky or whatever (er, or maybe everyone's just stopped reading it cos it took me so long to finish...!). Anyway, if you missed it, go read it - or else this chapter won't make as much sense! *G*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Spangel and Windsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Oooh, far less warnings now! Language, violence, snark, BDSM, SMUT!....oh yeah, and teeth-rotting sugary sweetness!!!!!

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Once again I just want to say a HUGE thanks to the amazing speak_me_fair and zoesmith for the artwork and icons for this fic. You ladies rock my world!!!! The full set can be found here!!! 







 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
13 July 2008 @ 02:38 am
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 7 continued...  
 




 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
13 July 2008 @ 02:38 am
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 7  
So...does anyone remember this fic...? ;-)

Yeah, yeah...I TOTALLY suck. We all know this. I know I said that the last chapter I posted was the penultimate chapter but...er...when I realised that the "final chapter" had hit 20,000 words, I reluctantly admitted to myself that it was the final TWO chapters. *sigh* Sooooooo...I'm posting this chapter today and the ACTUAL final chapter tomorrow! Sorry about the delay (particular apologies to my darling [info]rockstarpeach).

Heh...remember when I said this was gonna be 3 chapters long? Now...how did it turn into a 75,000 word fic again...? *iz longwinded*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Spangel and Windsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Oooh, far less warnings now! Language, violence, mild angst, snark, BDSM, spanking....oh yeah, and teeth-rotting sugary sweetness!!!!!

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing  [info]speak_me_fairand  [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!! The manips below were also made for me by my darling, incredible Zoe - thanks honey! *smooches*


    





 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
22 June 2008 @ 11:46 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 6 (Continued)  



 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
22 June 2008 @ 10:51 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 6  
 Okay, penultimate chapter! SO long-winded! It's full of action - it was so exhausting to write! *pants*

Man, plot is soooooooo hard....! *whines*  I'm going to make up for all this plottiness next chapter. This was supposed to be the last chapter, but then I realised that I needed to write lots more smut. Heh. Sorry for the delay in posting and thanks for still reading! *hugs*

(Some of you aren't going to like what happens at the end of this chapter. Er, sorry. Not my fault, I swear! The boys do what they want *shrugs*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...OH! And character death. Sorry.

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fair and [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!! The manip below were also made for me by my darling, incredible Zoe - thanks honey! *smooches*


 


(Just to remind you, we left the boys just after Mr. Trick informed Angelus that he had both the Prince of Wolfram and the Prince of Hart captive.)



 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
15 June 2008 @ 07:50 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 5 (Continued)  
 



 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
15 June 2008 @ 07:36 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 5  
Right. Sorry about the delay but this chapter REFUSED to work. So I threw words at it...a LOT of words. And...er...it still doesn't work. Meh. So...don't worry about all the gaping plot holes and improbability, okay? It's a fairy tale. And, apparently, Ash simply can't cope with writing this thing you call "plot" unless it is strung together by endless smut. 

Heh...bet you're dying to read it now, huh? *snort*


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Language, angst, violence, hints of incest, BDSM and non-con 

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fairand [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!! This manip below was another droolworthy feat made by Zoe, the incredible gal!!! *smooches*








 
 
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ash_carpenter
09 June 2008 @ 08:33 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 4 (continued)  




 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
09 June 2008 @ 08:30 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 4  
EEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here come the big reveal(s)!!!!! *bites nails*

(Warning: so long-winded that I needed two posts *kicks LJ to death*)


Previous parts here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing  [info]speak_me_fairand  [info]zoesmithfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!!





 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
06 June 2008 @ 10:20 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 3  
Right, I'm so not even talking about how frickin' long this fairy tale's gonna be. *sulks*

(I promise that there will be plot...sometime in the near not too distant future...)


Previous part here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fairfor the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!!


In addition, my wonderful and fabulous honey [info]zoesmithhas made a couple of manips!!! SQUEEEEEEE! She's such a doll. But don't take my word for it; see for yourself!:


         




 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
02 June 2008 @ 07:51 pm
A Tale of Two Princes, Chapter 2  
Okay...so my estimation of 3 chapters may have been slightly laughable...Darn. But at least I have developed something approaching a plot (heh, not that there's much of it in this chapter...*G*). 


Previous part here.


Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...


Many thanks to the amazing [info]speak_me_fair[info] for the artwork and icons for this fic. You can find the full set here!!!






 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
30 May 2008 @ 12:32 am
A Fairy Tale...  
  Squeeeeeeeee! Okay, quite excited about this. Anxious for a new genre to pervert, I have decided to write a fairy tale!

This is the first chapter. I am estimating that there will be three...Those of you that know me well are now snorting in amusement since my chapter estimation never quite goes according to plan, but hey...In addition, you will notice that I haven't finished this. I will, never fear, and soon...but don't imagine that I actually know where I'm going with it or how it's gonna end or any of that cool stuff... ;-)

Title: A Tale of Two Princes
Pairings: Erm...Main pairings are Windsey and Spangel with some Wangel Splindsey and probably Spesley Langel...Heh. Basically, yummy combinations of Angel, Spike, Wesley and Lindsey
Rating: NC-17...Aren't all fairy tales NC-17...?
Disclaimer: MINE! Oh okay, enough with the Angel-esqe possessiveness. Really not mine at all *has a tantrum*
Warnings: Well...bearing in mind that it's not all written yet, probably a whole raft of dirtybadwrong that hasn't yet popped into my head. Certainly language, angst, violence, some BDSM and constructive non-con (i.e. no choice about having sex, but not physically forcing)...la la la la...just your normal, standard fairy story...

Summary: Prince Lindsey of Wolfram and Prince Wesley of Hart are destined to be together to unite their lands against the threat of demonkind. But a dashing Knight and a beautiful Paramour throw everything into jeopardy...




 
 
 
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ash_carpenter
13 May 2008 @ 10:26 pm
For [info]rockstarpeach: Detention  

Right...Well, the completely fabulous and totally awesome (and sort of alright)

[info]rockstarpeach asked me for a naughty little Windsey over at [info]nekid_spike...

Title: Detention
Pairing: Wesley/Lindsey (schoolteacher!Wes/student!Linds)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: *hangs head* Not mine and, let's face it, I really don't deserve 'em...what with all the abuse and everything...
Warnings: Okay, so this is a SCHOOLTEACHER/STUDENT fic. Lindsey is (just) underage. Wes is a bit of a naughty man, but not a bastard or anything so don't worry my lil Peach ;-)  Other warnings = language, spanking, very mild BDSM, slight humiliation as a kink

Summary: Lindsey is a misbehaving student...Wes is the teacher who has to teach him a lesson...


 

 

Detention )
 

 
 
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ash_carpenter
22 April 2008 @ 09:15 pm
Skinny Dipping: Fred/Wesley set in The Second Circle!Verse  
 HET!!!! Yes, you heard me right... ;-)

Well, as a mod challenge over at [info]nekid_spike, the absolutely delectable and fabulously wonderful and amazing  [info]zoesmithasked me for some Fred/Wesley set in my The Second Circle!Verse (the ridiculous long-windedness of which is here), and I was of course very happy to oblige!

I think it's unlikely at this point, but if anyone's intending to read my quarter of a million words of AU Spike/Angel/Lindsey, then don't read this first! This is your friendly neighbourhood spoiler alert... ;-)

Hope you enjoy it my darling!!! *smooches*



 
 
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ash_carpenter
10 April 2008 @ 01:00 am
Making It  
 So...Heh, the delectable [info]rockstarpeachand I had a conversation when I might have been a teensy weensy bit tipsy...

And we decided to both take a scene (Wes as an executive at a record label and Lindsey as an artist hoping to get signed) and do completely different takes on it - dependent upon how we know the other likes our boys to be presented.

Well, unfortunately (and pretty much due to my tipsiness) I couldn't quite remember what she wanted in the fic I wrote for her. So...it's a bit of a loose interpretation, but hey! Hopefully she'll like it anyway! *big smooches to my darling gal*


Title: Making It
Pairing: Wesley/Lindsey (Windsey! Heeeee!!)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Even with a cock-eyed squint, they ain't mine
Warnings: Hmmm...not much really....m/m relations, language, spot of angst and manipulation
Summary: Lindsey wants to get signed and he thinks he knows how to sweeten the deal. But he and Wesley aren't quite on the same page...


Fabulous, not-quite-worksafe banner made by the wonderful [info]snoggedunder the cut too!!!


Making It )
 
 
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ash_carpenter
12 March 2008 @ 12:36 am
Grudge  

Take a deep breath flist...You may want to sit down...I wrote (meep!) HET!!!!!!

 

Well, the fabulously talented

[info]sevendeadlyfun made a gorgeous Wes/Faith manip here and then bribed me into writing a Wes/Faith fic... Naughty girl ;-)

She wanted dark!Wes getting in some psychological and sexual payback for Faith torturing him...And I was powerless to resist!

Okay, so this is very much NC-17 and very dark. Set in s4 of AtS, just before Orpheus.
WARNINGS: Language (including sexual swearing), angst, anal play, hints of non-con, slight humiliation, psychological insults


 

Grudge )
 
 
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ash_carpenter
29 January 2008 @ 10:41 pm
Naked Clue  

Okay..........So, I was feeling a little bit down and my wonderful Goddess jasonsnene decided to cheer me up...We got chatting, and she mentioned something about some smut involving Lindsey with a turkey baster in the kitchen and I had a bit of a giggle and said that it sounded like Cluedo (what they call "Clue" in America).....

Anyway, as these things are apt to do, the silly bunny grew into a fic. A very ridiculous PWP that ended up being many thousand words of smutty silliness....

Well, it certainly cheered me up and I hope that it does the same for you guys!!!!


Title: Naked Clue
Authors: [info]ash_carpenterand [info]jasonsnene
Pairing: Spike/Angel/Lindsey/Xander/Wesley/Gunn/Lorne/various other implements...
Disclaimer: SO not ours that it isn't even funny.
Warnings: Erm...well, there's language and m/m sex and tag-team action and inventive use of props and all sorts of stupidity that I'm not even gonna mention.....

Summary: Heh...Lindsey has everyone around for a boy's night...Playing "Clue" does not go quite as expected....


 
 
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ash_carpenter
20 January 2008 @ 10:20 pm
Playing With Fire  

Okay...So, this is a Wes/Lindsey fic that is a sequel of sorts to No Talking (a Spike/Wes/Linds that I wrote for the wonderful 

[info]rockstarpeachat the end of last year).

This is also dedicated to [info]rockstarpeach. She wrote a fantastic Wes/Linds (called Returning the Favour - and if you haven't checked it out yet, you should cos it's awesome) in which my boy got his ass handed to him. It was hot. So, this is a present to her, cos she wanted to see her boy getting dominated. *smooches*

But...Well, it kinda went a bit wrong. Sorry. Anyway, please read the warnings...It ended up kinda fucked up. 


Title: Playing With Fire
Pairing: Wesley/Lindsey
Rating: Very NC-17
Disclaimer: Not my characters. Even though I have kidnapped them and hidden them in my wardrobe.
Warnings: M/m sex, bad language (including sexual swearing), violence, humiliation, major angst, psychological abuse...This is a pretty dark fic, but mostly in a psychological/emotional way.

 

Summary: Lindsey retaliates to Wesley and Spike's interrogation of him in a slightly unexpected way and it doesn't go exactly as expected.  


 
 
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ash_carpenter
17 November 2007 @ 08:04 pm
Sometimes  
Ok, so this little fic was written for the lovely [info]demonic_fish(who wanted Wes/Spike with Wes initiating and topping) to fulfil a Mod Challenge over at [info]nekid_spike.

Title: Sometimes
Pairing: Spike/Wesley
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: The boys aren't mine even if I like to pretend they are. *sigh*
Warnings: M/m slash, language, some angst


Sometimes )
 
 
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